Drunk Episode

Jay and Andy do a power hour, a shot of beer every minute for one hour.  During this, Andy recaps a wild new lady story which involves the ladies room at a bar.   They also talk Shakespeare (really), the best comedies on TV you are not watching and more drunken rambling.

Jay gets an iPhone and MORE!

Jay gets an iPhone and asks Andy to picks out a few things about Jay he would change.  Plus, a conversation about Willy Wonka turns racist.

Real World:DC Ep. 2-4 Recap!

Real World, baby!  Jay and Andy recap episodes 2-4 and breakdown the new Fresh Meat cast.

Real World: DC Ep. 1 Recap

Better late than never, Jay and Andy recap the premier episode of The Real World: DC.

New Years Shenanigans

Jay and Andy discuss their New Years which included $20 bets, emergency exits, pictures with random people, drunken text messages and running out on a cabbie.

We are back!

Long time, no podcast.  Jay and Andy discuss why it’s been so long, Tiger Woods and the state of music by way of the top ten downloaded songs on iTunes and how they haven’t heard of half of them.

TV Talk

The RD Guys recap the Jersey Shore and the Real World/Road Rules Challenge Finale, and the discuss the decline of The Office, Scrubs and Heroes.

Andy does SantaCon

Andy took part in SantaCon, a Santa Claus convention.

Holidays

Jay and Andy discuss their Christmas and New Years plans.

Good Will Hunting, Colts move vs Browns move

Jay andy Andy talk a little Good Will Hunting, the awesomeness that is ESPNs 30 for 30 and Andy explains why the Colts leaving Baltimore was a million times worse than the Browns leaving Cleveland.

Jay and Andy’s early jokes

Jay and Andy unearth some jokes their early days in stand-up.  Get ready to laugh uncomfortably!

RR/RW Challenge Recap

What more could you ask for from The Ruins? Katie to beat Sarah? Sure, but it cant be perfect. Jay and Andy recap the goodness.

Football, Couples Retreat, Baseball

Andy has given up on the Ravens football season and has adopted a new team, Jay saw Couples Retreat.  They also talk about the playoffs.

Andy’s Woeful Week in Women

Andy went on his first date in roughly a year.  Find out how it went on the return of Andys Woeful Week in Women.

RR/RW Challenge Recap

Jay and Andy recap the latest episode of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins.

Comedy Centrals decline and sports talk

Jay and Andy discuss the downfall of Comedy Central, Brett Favres first game against the Packers, Tony Kornheisers new radio show, and Bill Simmons.

Family Guy’s Jewish Episode

Family Guy latest episode was heavy on the Jew jokes. Andy was offended. Jay doesnt think he should be. Discuss!

Zombieland!

Zombieland was the greatest movie of all time.  Jay and Andy break down the awesomeness.  Spoiler Alert.

RW/RR Challenge: The Ruins

The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins premiered last week. Challenge expert Jay recaps, forecasts and suggest new match-ups.

Football Talk with Tom and Andy

The premier of a new segment, soon to be it’s own show, where friend of the show Tom Dunn joins Andy to talk about the upcoming week of football.  Join them as they discuss week 4, what they’re betting on, who they have man crushes on and who the Matt Millen of the week is.

Mega Episode

The RD guys do one mega podcast.  They talk about this week in football and baseball, the SNL season premier and the f-bomb that ensued, how Jay lost his job, why Macs actually aren’t better than PCs, why Andy’s never coming back to Brooklyn, why Jay might move to LA, which frequent RD guest is moving and why they torture people for seemingly no reason.

Jay and Andy’s New Stand-Up Show

Big news!  Jay and Andy discuss a new stand-up show they’re hosting where we find out the stories behind the jokes of New York’s top comics.  The show is Friday, October 3rd at 10pm at The Producers Club.  Plus, find out why Andy is a genius.

TV Talk!

The RD guys recap season premiers and discuss the current state of the sitcoms.

Movie Talk!

Jay and Andy discuss Big Fan, Extract and The Informant!

Things that bother Jay, but shouldn’t.

Jay talks about what things that bother him, but don’t effect him at all.

FOOTBALL!

Football is back and Andy couldnt be happier.  He and Jay recap Week 1.

Real World Recap/Challenge Preview

Jay and Andy recap the Real World: Cancun finale, the season in general and preview the Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins.  Jay breaks down the cast of the Challenge and gives his predictions on who will win.  Special guest: Brandi Verderber.

Tosh.O, rise and fall of the Karate Kid

Jay and Andy go way off topic and discuss the wonderfulness that is Tosh.O, the rise and fall and rise of the Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio, and a litmus test for telling if you’re racist.

TV shows we’re excited for!

The new fall TV season has started.  Jay and Andy talk about which shows they are most excited about.

Marcus Terry-Intro

Frequent guest, comedian Marcus Terry, joins the Revolving Door.  They discuss the difference between people and apes, the best buddy movies and improvements Andy could make when talking to Jay.

Marcus Terry-Philly Fringe Festival

Andys sketch troupe, the Bacivo Nuggets, performed at the Philadelphia Fringe Festival last weekend. Along with the other members of the troupe, Marcus and Jake, the recap the event.

Marcus Terry-Real World

The gang talks a little Real World: Cancun.

Bob Bazer-Back from hiatus

Playwright and comedian Bob Bazer joins the Revolving Door.  They discuss their hiatus, chinese food and the special skill Jay has given Andy.

Bob Bazer-Inglorious Basterds

The gang reviews Inglorious Basterds (and no, thats not a typo).

Bob Bazer-Least Likable Person

The three discuss who the most unlikable person in the world is right now and make some additions to who is the most likable person.

Andy hates the Emmys

Andy voices his displeasure over the recent Emmy nominations.

Jay’s return to stand-up

With Jay making his grand return to stand-up, the guys share their philosophies on the craft and how people view stand-up comics.

Real World: Cancun Ep. 4 & 5 Recap

A double dose of Real World: Cancun goodness.

Jake Serlen-Intro

Jake Serlen, part of Andys sketch troupe, joins Jay and Andy on the Revolving Door.

Jake Serlen-UFC/WWE Talk

Jay, Andy and Jake break down UFC 100, Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir, and the WWE.

Jake Serlen-Real World Ep. 3 Recap

Weekly recap of The Real World: Cancun with reality TV hater Jake Serlen!

Jake Serlen-Simpsons Trivia

The gang throws down for some Simpsons Trivia.

Marcus Terry-Intro

Comedian Marcus Terry joins the Revolving Door for a record breaking fourth time.  They make fun of Andy for drinking wine and discuss the joys and problems of smoking.

Marcus Terry-4th of July

The guys discuss what they did for the 4th of July.

Marcus Terry-More 4th of July

4th of July talk continues.

Marcus Terry-Real World Recap

The weekly recap of The Real World: Cancun.

Marcus Terry-Street Fights

The gang talks about some street fights they’ve witness plus one that all three were involved in.

Michael Jackson and the rest

Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Billy Mays all died last week.  Jay and Andy discuss.

MLB All Star Game

The RD Guys discuss their selections for MLB All Star Game.  Guess who Yankees fan Jay selected for all the positions?

Real World: Cancun Recap

Jay and Andy recap the season premier of The Real World: Cancun.

Joe Larson-Intro

Comedian and all around nice guy, Joe Larson enters the Revolving Door.  Joe tells a crazy story involving porn star Sasha Grey.  They also break down such classic movies as Blankman, Wanted, The Break Up and Made.

Joe Larson-Asher Roth sucks!

Jay, Andy and Joe Larson break down the three levels which “rapper” Asher Roth sucks.  So hard, so bad, and wicked hard.

Joe Larson-Andy in an eating contest

Andy competed in the Nathans hot dog eating contest this weekend.  Did he eat enough to make it to the finals in Coney Island on July 4th?

Joe Larson-Jay’s mystery show

Jay saw a TV event with Brad Pitt, Dwight from The Office and Mel Gibson on a horse.  Confused?  So were Andy and Joe.

Hipsters ruined our weekend

Jay and Andy recap how hipsters ruined their weekend of karaoke and trivia night.

Andy’s Woeful Week in Women

An old flame reenters Andy’s life, he gets advice on how to proceed.  With special guest Jay’s girlfriend, Brandi Verderber.

Real World/Road Rules Challenge Finale

The RD guys discuss the finale of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge and the upcoming season of The Real World Cancun and the awfulness that was The Real World Brooklyn.

Best movies on cable

What movies, when you come across them on cable, do you have to watch in their entirety?  Jay and Andy discuss their favorites.

Andy’s Boston Trip/Father’s Day gift ideas

Andy recaps his recent trip to Boston.  They also respond to a listener who wants some Fathers Day gift advice.

Baseball talk

Jay wonders if hes a bad Yankees fan for not believing in them.  Orioles fan Andy is very familiar with this and helps Jay through this troubling time.  They also talk about the All Star Game.

Things you’d do if famous

What would you do if you were famous?  Jay and Andy discuss!

We’re tired

The RD guys cant think of another segment then explain why and that in and of itself becomes a segment.  Booyeah!

Poop and The City

Andy tells his famous pooping on the street story as RD takes a turn for the classy.  They also relived the first summer they lived together which is not as gay as it sounds, but still plenty gay.

Andy’s Woeful Week in Women

A girl gives Andy her number, but is never around.  Is she blowing him off or legitimately busy?  Jay breaks it down with special guest and Jays girlfriend, Brandi Verderber.

Crazy People on the Subway

The RD guys swap stories of the crazy people they see on the subway.

Best/Worst Fashion Trends

Jay and Andy discuss which fashion trends, for guys and girls, they wish would come back and which current ones they wish would go away.

Jay’s Flordia Trip

Jay recaps his visit to his hometown of Orlando.  They also talk about The Simpsons

Andy’s Woeful Week in Women

The triumphant return of Andys Woeful Week in Women.  Andy hooks up with an ex and suffers the repercussions

TV Talk

The RD guys break down the upcoming TV season and pitch some of their TV ideas

Twitter

Jay and Andy talk Twitter and act like old men

Stephanie Holmes-Intro

Comedian Stephanie Holmes returns to The Revolving Door.  Stephanie tells them why she doesnt sports and recalls the time Andy tried to seduce her.  Plus, Jay reveals who he thinks are worse than the Nazis.

Stephanie Holmes-The Office/30 Rock Finale

Jay, Andy and Stephanie recap the season finale of The Office and 30 Rock.

Stephanie Holmes-If you were hot…

The gang goes over things they would do if we were hot.

Stephanie Holmes-Best/Worst Sitcom Homes

Which sitcom home would you want to live in the most and least.  Jay, Andy and Stephanie discuss the first Kleimandanza question.

Marcus Terry-Intro

Comedian and Andys roommate Marcus Terry makes his record breaking third RD appearance.  They discuss how Jay is trying to eliminate anger, his Yankee themed wedding plans and why Andys friend is having her wedding on September 11th.

Marcus Terry-Scrubs Finale

Scrubs had their finale last week.  Jay, Andy and Marcus weigh in on the finale and where it ranks among other series finales.

Marcus Terry-Summer Movie Talk!

Summer movie time is here!  The guys recap Wolverine and Star Trek and talk about what movies they want to see this summer, who is more evil than the Nazis and what black people Halloween costumes. 

Marcus Terry-Real World/Road Rules Challenge

Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel 2 is broken down by Jay, Andy and Marcus.

Marcus Terry-Final Klosterman Question

John Ritter is your dad in your sitcom life, except he is not famous and it is not a sitcom, it is real life.  How do you feel.  The gang openly mocks the final last Klosterman question and Jay explains why he hates John Ritter.  Also, Marcus tricks Jay into talking about anal sex…again.

Discussing the last podcast

Jay and Andy discuss the debacle that was the previous podcast.

Responding to the listeners

The guys respond to comments left on the RD blog.

Bands You’re Too Old To Like.

Which bands are you too old to like?  Jay and Andy discuss their favorites.

The Office

Jay and Andy talk about this season of  The Office.

Klosterman Question

Which is worse: you sleep with a married person in your office, only no one believes you or your accused of stealing office supplies to fuel your gambling addicting, only this isn’t true, but everyone thinks it is. Jay and Andy discuss.

Repost: Tom Dunn-Klosterman Question

If you could change the age in which you lost your virginity, would you?  Get ready for one of the most awkward segments in RD history!

Tom Dunn-Intro

Tom Dunn makes his second go-round on The Revolving Door.  They discuss the art of how one gets a nickname, the…plot holes of the Sly Stallone movie Over The Top and Jays idea for a new interview show.

Tom Dunn-NFL Draft

Tom and Andy discuss the NFL Draft while Jay yells at them for watching the draft.

Tom Dunn-Porn!

The gang talks porn!

Tom Dunn-Happy Guy/Sad Guy

What are things that happy and sad people both do?  The argument gets pretty heated as Jay and Tom argue about the merits of reality television.

Todd Montesi-Intro

One of Jays favorites, comedian Todd Montesi, joins The Revolving Door.  They talk about the joys of running a comedy show, why Oprah scares the bejesus out of Andy and Todds encounter with a stripper in the backroom of a comedy club.

Todd Montesi-Which celebrities say the N-Word?

Which celebrities would you be surprised to hear the N Word from?  Jay and Andy choose their words carefully while black comedian Todd Montesi lets it fly.

Todd Montesi-Most likable person ever?

Jay and Andy revisit the debate of who the most likable person in history is with comedian Todd Montesi.

Todd Montesi-Comedy or Money

Jay poses the hypothetical if you could never make more than $50,000 doing comedy or more money doing anything else, but could never do comedy again, which would you chose?  The three comedians discuss.

Todd Montesi-Klosterman Question

Two movies are made based off your life.  One is a brutally honest documentary, the other is big Hollywood blockbuster, which one would you want to see?  The gang pontificates.

Reese Waters-Intro

Comedian Reese Waters enters the Revolving Door.  They discuss dating comics (Reese currently dates recent RD guest Liz Miele), stupid things they did when drunk and compare who wasted the most time at college.

Reese Waters-Yankees vs Red Sox

Red Sox fan Reese and Yankees fan Jay go at it and talk their most hated players from the opposing team.  Orioles fan Andy doesnt get noticed.

Reese Waters-Baseball Predictions

The gang gets back on track and picks winners from each division.

Reese Waters-Making The Band

Jay and Reese talk Making The Band.  Andy listens intently.

Reese Waters-Klosterman Question

If you had to kick your sleeping friend to prevent him from dying but couldnt tell him thats why you kicked him, what would your excuse be?  The conversation quickly devolves into video game systems, facebook vs myspace and birthday protocol.

Erin Drew-Intro

Andys friend from his hometown of Baltimore, Erin Drew, joins the Revolving Door for their 100th segment.  They talk about how they met, whether or not Cutco is a cult, her religion of Bahai, and the profound effect she had on Andys comedy career.

Erin Drew-Scrubs

The gang discusses the TV show Scrubs.

Erin Drew-Boyfriend cockiness

After seeing the movie Adventureland, Jay wonders if hes a villian.  He also explains boyfriend cockiness.

Erin Drew-Andy fixes the economy

Andy has an idea of how to fix the economy.

Erin Drew-Klosterman Question

Would you rather spend 10 minutes on the moon or a year in Europe on $2000 a month?  The gang discusses this weeks Klosterman question.

Cody Hess-Intro

Comedian Cody Hess joins the Revolving Door for a second time. They discuss why reality TV is ruining grammar and kids with wheels on their shoes. Plus, why did NBC’s The Biggest Loser make Jay not like Obama?

Cody Hess-Most likable person ever?

Who is the most likable person ever?  Jay, Andy and Cody reveal their lists.

Cody Hess-Klosterman Question

You meet a man with a past and a man with no past at a bar, who do you trust less?  The gang discusses this weeks Klosterman Question.

Intro/Jay’s an A-Hole

Comedienne Phaea Crede joins Jay and Andy or does she?  Find out another reason why Jay is an A-hole.

Jay’s road gig/Andy sees a wrestling show

Jay did stand-up for a bunch of war veterans and rednecks in Russell, MA.  Needless to say, it did not go well.  Meanwhile, Andy went to a Ring of Honor wrestling show which is great if he liked wrestling.

Things to do with unlimited money

Jay and Andy discuss what they would do with unlimited money.

Klosterman Question

If you looked into the future and found out you would become a fan of the Canadian Football League in 20 years and today you happen across a pre-season CFL game, would you watch it?  Andy and Jay discuss.

Soce-Intro

Gay, rapping comic Soce The Elemental Wizard joins the Revolving Door.  They unveil the new intro music and discuss Soces appearance in Time Out New York magazine, why old people cant figure out TiVo and how Jay would get rid of the freaks in Union Square.

Soce-Freestyle Rap Battle!

Jay and Andy throw down some rhymes in a freestyle rap battle with Soce.  They also compare Tracy Morgans SNL career to Chris Rocks and talk about Andys stand-up show in a church this weekend.

Soce-Andys Woeful Week in General

Andy helping a stranger goes wrong.  Jay berates him for being a good person.  Andy berates Jay for being a bad person.

Soce-More Andys Woeful Week in General

Jay and Andy make up.  Andy goes on to the second stupid thing he did this weekend.  It involves drinking, pot, cookies, guys on drugs who may or may not be gay and five Wendys hamburger patties.

Soce-Hipsters…freaking hipsters

Jay has a plan to get rid of hipsters. Andy knows why hipsters frown on artists selling out. Soce discusses being gay and from New Hampshire.

Soce-Klosterman Question

In two weeks, you are undergoing a necessary procedure that will make you significantly less intelligent, what will you do in those finals two weeks?  Jay, Andy and Soce discuss.

Liz Miele-Intro

Comedienne Liz Miele joins Jay and Andy to talk about whether its harder to be a guy or girl comic, why Dane Cook is no longer funny and why she thinks Jay should die.

Liz Miele-Klosterman Question

If cats could read would they find Garfield offensive?  Cat lover Liz squares off with dog lovers Jay and Andy for this weeks Klosterman question.

Liz Miele-The Oscars Sucked

Liz, Jay and Andy discuss how much the Oscars sucked.

Andys Drunken Weekend

People throwing forks at each other in a diner and making out with a random girl to prove to another girl he was straight was just some of Andys weekend.

Jays Sex Show Music Video

Jay helped shoot a music video at an upscale strip club. Let the awkwardness begin!

Cody Hess-Intro

Comedian Cody Hess comes through the Revolving Door. He talks about why he decided to go into stand-up. They also discuss the shame of the slow pitch batting cages, songs you know by heart, the awfulness that is “hey there delilah” and Codys days as a bouncer.

Cody Hess-Stand Up Comedy

The gang continues to discuss the intricacies of stand-up comedy and how Cody goes about forming a routine

Cody Hess-Jay hates Cody

Jay rails on Cody for being tall and good looking.

Cody Hess-NBA All Star Weekend

The gang talks about the Slam Dunk contest. Jay unveils his idea for a new reality show called Gladiators.

Cody Hess-Valentines Day

Jay and Andy recap their Valentines Day. Jay spent it with his girlfriend. Andy spent it talking to a gay black Jew.

Cody Hess-Klosterman Question

What would you say to a room full of former lovers? Andy, Jay and Cody discuss the awkwardness.

Rachel Arbeit-Intro

Aspiring author and Andys former co-worker, Rachel Arbeit comes through The Revolving Door. She got Andy his first job in New York, now they are both unemployed. They talk about how cheap it is to live everywhere thats not New York, what sodas make you white trash and why Andy never drinks Red Bull thanks to Jay.

Rachel Arbeit-Alex Rodriguez on roids

Yankees All-Star Alex Rodriguez got busted for using steroids. Jay and Rachel, both Yankees fans, discuss while Andy, an Orioles fan, wonders what its like to have a winning team.

Rachel Arbeit-Real World Recap

The gang discusses this season of The Real World. Jay and Rachel have been watching from the beginning, this is Andys first time watching. He hopes it will be gentle.

Rachel Arbeit-More Real World Talk

Part 2 of the Real World cast breakdown continues. Plus what they would do if they were cast members.

Rachel Arbeit-Jays Birthday Recap

Jay and Andy recap Jays 26th birthday party. Karaoke, fat black women and spitting whiskey were involved.

Rachel Arbeit-Klosterman Question

Would you pay a wizard to make you more attractive? And how much would you pay? Andy, Jay and Rachel discuss this weeks Klosterman question.

Dino Markus-Intro

A special Superbowl edition of the Revolving Door! Dino Markus joins Jay and Andy to talk football. Dino writes and stars in a daily sports comedy recap show for DBBSports.com. He also used to work for ESPN. Andy and Jay currently work there as interns.  Now the teacher becomes the pupil.

Dino Markus-Prop bets we want to see

The Superbowl is the best time for gambling and weird bets. Jay and Andy present some weird props bets of their own.

Dino Markus-Superbowl moments and picks

Enough foreplay, the gang discusses the Superbowl, favorite Superbowl moments and who they pick to win it all.

Marcus Terry-Intro

Comedian and Andys sketch troupe partner, Marcus Terry, makes his second appearance on The Revolving Door. Andy attempts to eat 10 McDonald’s cheeseburgers while Jay talks about his experience seeing the movie “Notorious”.

Marcus Terry-Bad Songs Your Not Ashamed To Like

Jay, Andy and Marcus play the top 3 bad songs they should be embarrassed to like, but arent.

Marcus Terry-Whos Your Celebrity Girlfriends

The gang discusses the top 5 celebrities they would want as girlfriends.

Marcus Terry-Jays Woeful Week in Women

With Andy taking a break from women, Jay takes the reigns and tells a hook up story from his past. Andy and Marcus also recall the time they each hooked up a girl at the same time in the same bed. Marcus has a hook up story of his own.

Marcus Terry-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question asks if you would leave a movie if you had a feeling your mom just died.

Tom Dunn-Intro

Tom Dunn, filmmaker and ski shop extraordinaire, comes through The Revolving Door. They discuss the uselessness of last names and Toms new movie.

Tom Dunn-New York Sports

Tom is a Mets and Giants fan. Jay is a Yankees and Jets fan. Andy, the Orioles and Ravens fan, asks how that came to be as most Yankees fans are also Giants fan and most Mets fans are Jets fan.

Tom Dunn-Women that just don’t do it for ya

Jay, Andy and Tom each reveal their list of top 5 women that just don’t do it for them.

Tom Dunn-Andys Woeful Week in Women

Andy attempts a preempted strike to avoid screwing it up with the latest woman and avoid Jay from calling him an idiot, but the ladder happens anyway.

Tom Dunn-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question starts out asking which is a higher form of art: the opening riff to the song Barracuda or opening line to the book Bright Lights, Big City, but slowly devolves into Jay and Tom shouting about 90′s music. Andy has completely checked out.

No Guest-Intro

No guest this week. Andy talks about an interesting e-mail battle he got into regarding the very same podcast you are listening to! Nerd-tacular!

No Guest-Seinfeld Trivia Contest

Jay and Andy have an all out Seinfeld trivia slugfest.

No Guest-Andys Woeful Week in Women

A girl from Andys improv class uses what shes learned to avoid dating Andy.

No Guest-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question asks if there was a book that, after you read, might turn you gay, would you read it? Let the homophobia begin!

Harris Stanton/Esther Pardo-Harris Intro

A double dose of guest goodness as two walk through The Revolving Door.  Comedian Harris Stanton and comedienne Esther Pardo.  Harris is a former baseball player so Andy nerds out and talks baseball to Harris while completely ignoring Esther.  They also talk comedy philosophy.

Harris Stanton/Esther Pardo-Esther Intro

After getting carried away with Harris, Andy cleans himself up and the focus is now shifted to comedienne Esther Pardo who talks about her one woman show about her crazy family. How crazy? Lets just say her mom married her cousin. Tip of the iceberg.

Harris Stanton/Esther Pardo-Andys Woeful Week in Women

Andy meets a perfect girl but a tiny gesture ruins it. Plus, as nice change of pace as instead of getting yelled at by Jay and the guest, Andy gets yelled at by Jay and TWO guests. Enjoy listening to him futilely try to complete a sentence.

Harris Stanton/Esther Pardo-Election

The supersized episode continues with everyone talking about where they were the night Barack Obama got elected. Except replace everyone with Jay.

Harris Stanton/Esther Pardo-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question asking if you could be with someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Jim Hensons “The Dark Crystal”?

Bob Bazer-Intro

The first guest ever, comedian Bob Bazer, returns through The Revolving Door.  Farting, tipping and Alec Baldwin are discussed.

Bob Bazer-Andys Woeful Week in Women

A continuation of last episodes Woeful Week in Women, the girl from the kickball league contacts him and they go on a date or at least he thinks they do.

Bob Bazer-Friends Trivia Contest

Jay and Andy dominate Bob in Seinfeld trivia, but can they beat him in Friends trivia?

Bob Bazer-Movies vs Baseball

Andy is a die hard Baltimore Orioles fan, but barely watches movies. Jay and Bob see what he knows more: obscure Orioles trivia or very basic movie quotes.

Bob Bazer-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question asks which is a bigger hypothetical news story the President getting cancer, the Loch Ness Monster being capture or Big Foot being capture?

Bob Bazer-Spite Sex

Who would you have sex with just to spite? Who would you sleep with to boost their self esteem? Jay, Andy and Bob discuss.

Abbi Crutchfield-Andys Woeful Week in Women

Andy recalls his night that started at a Playboy party and ended at a strip club where he got fleeced for $100.

Matt Zielinski-Intro

Andys old college chum, Matt Zielinski, waltzes through The Revolving Door. Andy and Matt discuss how something Jay (who’s never met Matt) did during the summer of 2004 brought them together.

Matt Zielinski-Andys Woeful Week in Women

Andy gets metaphorically kicked in the balls by a girl on his kickball team.

Matt Zielinski-Jays embarrassing story

Jay tells an embarrassing story.  Porn and his girlfriend are involved.  So is hilarity and shame.

Matt Zielinski-Family Guy: Good or Bad?

Has Family Guy gotten better or worse since it first got canceled?  Jay says better, Andy says worse, Matt has an interesting take.

Matt Zielinski-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question asks would you like a machine that records your dreams on the condition you have to watch it with your friends and family.

Abbi Crutchfield-Intro

Comedienne Abbi Crutchfield comes through The Revolving Door where they discuss her hair, how she met her fiancee and the life of a comic.

Abbi Crutchfield-Seinfeld Trivia Contest

It’s Seinfeld Trivia time!  Abbi owns every episode.  Can she dethrone the masters?

Abbi Crutchfield-Seinfeld is racist

Comedienne Abbi Crutchfield gives her reasons she thinks “Seinfeld” is racist.

Abbi Crutchfield-10 ways to beat the heat

Comedienne Abbi Crutchfield presents 10 ways to beat the heat.  Andy and Jay diligently take notes.

Abbi Crutchfield-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman questions asks if you would rather listen to Alice in Chains for three years or have your soul mates collar bones broken.

Stephanie Holmes-Intro

Comedian and Andys platonic girlfriend Stephanie Holmes comes through the Revolving Door. Listen as talk about being a female comic slowly turns unintentionally racist.

Stephanie Holmes-Roseanne Trivia

Jay and Stephanie engage in Roseanne Trivia. Andy never watched the show because he wasnt poor growing up. He’s going to count his money instead.

Stephanie Holmes-Theater Trivia

Jay and Stephanie try to out gay each other with Theater trivia.  The very heterosexual Andy moderates.

Stephanie Holmes-Andy’s Woeful Week In Women

Andy gets duped over by a woman he thinks is flirting with him.  Thinks is the key word there.

Stephanie Holmes-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question deals with the morality of letting gorillas play in the NFL.

Brandi Verderber-Intro

Jay’s girlfriend, Brandi, comes through the Revolving Door. Jay, Andy and Brandi rehash memories of when they all lived together in Queens and the pranks they pulled.

Brandi Verderber-First Date

Jay and Brandi, Jay’s girlfriend, discuss their first date.  Brandi is a classy lady.

Brandi Verderber-Intro Part 2

Continuing their discuss of when Jay, Brandi and Andy lived together in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

Brandi Verderber-Andy’s Woeful Week in Women

The girl whos number Andy got last week never called him back.  But a week later he gets a text from her.  What does this mean?  Jay and his girlfriend, Brandi, discuss.

Brandi Verderber-Baby Challenge

Andy can do a dead on impression of Jay. Can Jays girlfriend tell the difference? I guess you will have to tune in to find out.

Brandi Verderber-Klosterman Question

This weeks Klosterman question deals with which you would rather have a turtle or Hitlers skull. The answer might surprise you.

Brandi Verderber-NYC Complaints

We wrap the show by discussing what we hate most about the city we love.

Jake Serlen-Intro

We welcome filmmaker, 1/3 of the Bacivo Nuggets sketch troupe and roommate of Andys, Jake Serlen through the Revolving Door.

Jake Serlen-Woeful Week in Women

Jake and Jay double team Andy to make him realize that even when things go well with women, they really havent.

Jake Serlen-Seinfeld Trivia

Jay and Andy go head to head in another round of Seinfeld Trivia.

Jake Serlen-Oscars are stupid

Jake and Jay discuss how worthless the Oscars are and which movies should have been nominated for Best Picture.  Buckle up.

Jake Serlen-Klosterman Question

We wrap by asking a new Chuck Klosterman question. This one involves beating horses and we all know how much Andy hates horses.

Marcus Terry – Chuck Klosterman Question

We introduce our new weekly segment where we pose a question asked by writer Chuck Klosterman from his book “Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs” and open it up for discussion. This weeks question “You meet a magician. He can do 5 simple tricks–pull a rabbit out of a hat, make a coin disappear, turn an ace to a joker, and two similar others. These are his only tricks, and he cannot learn any more. HOWEVER he is doing these tricks with REAL MAGIC. No illusions, he can actually conjure a bunny, and move a coin through space. He is legitimately magical, but limited in scope. Is this person more impressive then Albert Einstein?” Discuss!

Marcus Terry – Blind Date vs 5th Wheel

The gang discusses which reality dating show is better: Andy takes Blind Date, Jay takes the 5th Wheel. Who will Marcus side with?

Marcus Terry – Scrubs Trivia

Andy and Marcus go head to head in Scrubs trivia.

Marcus Terry – Jay’s Trends

Jay has been the creator of many current trends but never gets any credit for them.  We discuss all that he has given to society.

Marcus Terry – Andy’s Woeful Week in Women

The gang discusses the most complicated way Andy has sabotaged his most recent relationship.

Marcus Terry – Intro

We welcome Andy’s heterosexual life mate and fellow comedian Marcus Terry through the Revolving Door and discuss the man love between Marcus and Andy. Jay gets jealous that they are a cuter couple than he and his girlfriend.

No Guest-Blind Date vs 5th Wheel

Jay and Andy debate which reality dating show is better (aka worse), Blind Date or 5th Wheel.  

No Guest-Andy’s Least Favorite Movies

Andy goes over a list of his three least favorite movies.  Much to Jay chagrin, “Rudy” is among them.

No Guest-Jay’s Least Favorite Movies

Jay reveals a list of his three least favorite movies.  Among them, Will Smith’s “Ali”.

No Guest-Andy’s Woeful Week In Women

In our second episode, we forego the guest and go right for the nitty gritty starting off with Andy’s adventures in Craiglist dating.

Bob Bazer Edition-Why Andy Hates Horse Racing

Wrapping up our first podcast with a spirited rant from Andy on why he hates horse racing plus a list of things he’d do instead of watch horse racing.

Bob Bazer Edition-NYC Movie Flaws

The gang, especially Jay, picks out all the inaccuracies from movies shot in New York City.

Bob Bazer Edition-What Jew Have

Andy and Bob battle to see who is more Jewy in the first edition of What Jew Have.

Bob Bazer Edition-Bob’s Woeful Week in Women

Comedian Bob Bazer regails us with his woeful week in women.

Bob Bazer Edition-Intro/Andy’s Woeful Week In Women

The first segment of our first podcast, good times.  We welcome comedian Bob Bazer through the Revolving Door and talk about Andys Woeful Week In Women.